Universities across Australia are always competitive with each other. Sometimes it’s hard to decide which school is better. We have decided to ask this old question: how many students does it take to change a lightbulb at your university.

This list was posted on an old forum. But it’s always fun to take it out and read it again since this is so true!

Was your University mentioned in this list? Find out below!

Q) How many University of Sydney students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Two – One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under pressue.

Q) How many Deakin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, he gets 40 credit points for it

Q) How many Wollongong students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. Illwarra looks better in the dark.

Q) How many UQ students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One. They hold the bulb and the world revolves around them

Q) How many Latrobe students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Trick question. Latrobe isn’t a real university.

Q) How many UNSW students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Five. One to design a nuclear-powered one that needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Randwick using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

Q) How many Macquarie students does it take to chance a lightbulb?
A) Five. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect David Jones outfit to wear for the occassion.

Q) How many Tasmanian students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. Launceston doesn’t have electricity.

Q) How many QUT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to yell how he did it better than any UQ student

Q) How many UNE students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One. She calls a Southern Cross student to do it.

Q) How many Monash students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Two. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn’t go out.

Q) How many Adelaide students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One. But she can’t do it on Friday night.

Q) How many Flinders students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One. But she can’t do it on Thursday, Friday or Saturday night.

Q) How many WASM students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Seve. One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn’t screw it in upside down.

Q) How many Murdoch students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A) Seven. One to screw it in and seix to figure out how to power it on manure.

Q) How many Western Sydney students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A) One to screw it in and four to be in the SMH photo of it

Q) How many University of Victoria students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. Briquette lamps don’t burn out, man!

Q) How many Territory students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Four. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.

Q) How many ANU students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Five. They make it a cmapus-wide affair.

Q) How many University of Southern Queensland students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A) Theres a university in Toowoomba?

Q) How many Edith Cowan students does it take to screen in a lightbulb?
A) None. It’s a postgrad course.

Q) How many Griffith students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A) One, but only if they can do it online from home.

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