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Universities across Canada are always competitive with each other. Sometimes it’s hard to decide which school is better. We have decided to ask this old question: how many students does it take to change a lightbulb at your university.

This list was posted on an old forum. But it’s always fun to take it out and read it again since this is so true!

Was your University mentioned in this list? Find out below!

Q) How many Queen’s students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) ONE, but it never really gets done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q) How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Haha.. trick question – Ryerson isn’t a real university!

Q) How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) None. Thunder Bay doesn’t have electricity, remember?

Q) How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) TWO. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

Q) How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Only ONE. But he gets 6 credits for it.

Q) How many Laurentian students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) None. Sudbury looks better in the dark.

Q) How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) FIVE. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuclear lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

Q) How many Western students does it to change a lightbulb?

A) FIVE. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion.

Q) How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) TWO. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Queen’s student.

Q) How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) TWO. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn’t go out.

Q) How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) ONE. But SHE can’t do it on Friday night.

Q) How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) SEVEN. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn’t screw it in upside down this time.

Q) How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) SEVEN. One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it with manure. 

Q) How many Mt. Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) FIVE. One to do it and four to be in the Maclean’s photo of it.

Q) How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

Q) How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) FOUR. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.

Q) How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) All of them. They make it a campus affair.

Q) How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Ummmmm… There’s a university in Manitoba?

Q) How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) THREE. One to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to philosophise about life as a lightbulb.

Q) How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A) ONE. She screws everything, why not a light bulb?


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