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Universities across the Ivy League are always competitive with each other. Sometimes it’s hard to decide which school is better. We have decided to ask this old question: how many students does it take to change a lightbulb at your university.

This list was posted on an old forum. But it’s always fun to take it out and read it again since this is so true!

Was your University mentioned in this list? Find out below!

Q) How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Two—one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

Q) How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Eleven—one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

Q) How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None—Hanover doesn’t have electricity.

Q) How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Two—One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

Q) How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

Q) How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Seventy-six—one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

Q) How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None—New Haven looks better in the dark.

Q) How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One—he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

Q) How many MIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Five —one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.


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