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Universities across California are always competitive with each other. Sometimes it’s hard to decide which school is better. We have decided to ask this old question: how many students does it take to change a lightbulb at your university.

This list was posted on an old forum. But it’s always fun to take it out and read it again since this is so true!

Was your University mentioned in this list? Find out below!

Q) How many Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) ONE, but it never really gets done. He or she holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him or her.

Q) How many UC Merced students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Haha.. trick question – UC Merced isn’t a real university!

Q) How many Pepperdine students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) TWO. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

Q) How many Cal State Fullerton students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Only ONE. But he gets 6 credits for it.

Q) How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) FIVE. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuclear lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

Q) How many USC students does it to change a lightbulb?

A) FIVE. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion.

Q) How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) TWO. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Berkeley student.

Q) How many UCSB students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) You only need one dude!

Q) How many SDSU students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) ONE. But SHE can’t do it on Friday night.

Q) How many Chico State students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) SEVEN. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn’t screw it in upside down this time.

Q) How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) SEVEN. One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it with manure. 

Q) How many UCSC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

Q) How many UCI students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) FOUR. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.

Q) How many UCSD students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) All of them. They make it a campus affair.

Q) How many San Jose State students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Ummmmm… There’s a Cal State Easy Bay?

Q) How many Cal Poly SLO students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) THREE. One to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to philosophise about life as a lightbulb.

 

 


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