On top of the roof at the FAC:
Why bother looking at the art below you, when the real beauty is right in front of your face.
In the woods on Worchester hill:
This is a great spot for nature lovers, and just beware, you might come back to your room smelling like SKUNK.
Under a tree on central hill:
Just know you might come home smelling like skunk for … a different reason.
The WORST places to make out:
In the omelet line:
You’re there for a while, probably even long enough to get to know the person in front of you, but it’s early, people are hungover, and don’t want to see that.
In the dorm or an academic building, just don’t do it. People need to get places, please don’t make us watch how disgustingly happy you are.
In dorm lounges:
For the love of god, RA’s do not get paid enough to walk in on you doing the do. If you need a condom go ask, but beyond that they don’t want to know how you use it. Please just put a sock on your door and make your roommate stay in the lounge if their plans for the night include keeping their clothing ON.