1. Why we don't win the lottery.
2. Excuses for every occasion.
3. How to impress woman.
4. Crime does pay.
5. How to slowly drive your girlfriend crazy.
6. The male/female guide to selecting an outfit for a high school prom.
7. Crazy things to do in a final that doesn't matter.
8. Chinese proverbs explained.
9. What to do when you are bored on a lazy Sunday.
10. Don't say this to a police officer.
11. Things men/women would never say.
12. Extreme golf courses in the world.
13. Freudian slips of the tongue.
14. Test your popularity.
15. Marriage advice.
16. Why Santa Claus is a woman.
17. Things I learned from sports.
18. Rare pronunciations of ordinary words and phrases.
19. Bad hair day solutions.
20. Creative ways to propose.
21. Are you ready for children?